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Name: andrew
Location: Dayton, Ohio, United States
Birthday: 2/1/1990
Gender: Male
Interests: God,snowboardin, skiin,4-wheelin, bikin, chicks, eating, cooking,ale-8, animals, friends, tryin to play drums, TBS, GC,blink, the killers, dashboard, davecrowder, the eagles, country music, simple plan, story of the year, old cars, new cars, trucks, my ole deere, mxpx, yellowcard,rooney, new found glory,jet, shooting things, burning/blowing up things,fascist communist oligarchies,trying nething i think might be fun.
Expertise: hurting myself being involved with any of the above (accept God)
Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs
Industry: Government
Message: message me
AIM:  zeeab77
Member Since:
2/24/2005
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| so im movin if ya didnt hear, if ur readin this, u prolly did... but neways it seems so far away but in like a month its gonna bite me right in the but. sneaky little fellar. i know i know middletown blows. but its cozy, i know people, it gets cold. this is the only place ive ever known. im sure ill adapt. im like a chameleon. only my skins not as rough. and i cant change colors and dont have buldged eyes. i dont have claws either. man im nothin like a chameleon.
party the 19th of may, come when u want leave when u want, itll prolly last till the 20ith. at least. Simon (formerly know as Once Written) is playin. a cozy fire, if u stand a half mile away. and weiny roastin, if ur brave, and wearing a fire proof suit.and if ur wonderin well does this really count for me? yea, i dont even care if weve never met...
so my elbow jus popped bigger then life..... it was good stuff.
so i was playin raquetball today and matt hit me with his raquett, again, it wasnt a back swing either.... i mean da blurn son once in a while, ok, but its like every time....
im quitin kus i prolly lost ya around paragraph one...
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| its 11:11 and i wished i had sum lincoln logs and it didnt work......
skiign tomorrow, yay, i like skiing, i like the fact that the skiing has to i's right next to each other...
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| i like the nightmare before christmas, i think the superbowl should be a national holiday, i wish it would either snow or get warm because cold is pointless without snow, i think recycled paper bin wrestling and cart-surfing should be in the olympics, i pretty much hate fruit and vegetables by now, i cant wait till IYC, racquetball is incredible, if eggs weren't edible would chicken be cheaper?, chuck norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage, we cal it red bull,chuck norris counted to infinity….twice,chuck norris was the only man to beat a brick wall at tennis,the Dodo was the only animal to ever withstand a roundhouse kick to the face by chuck norris. chuck then bought a rifle and shot them all. chuck norris can divide by zero..... | | |
| its been for ever .... christmas was sweet seein the family and all that. and so was new years.....i got sum fweet stuff....
for those who dont know the warrior got stolen like a tv in new orleans.... but the other day i got a check for $1347 so that makes it a little easier.... im still torn up emotionally though...
i went to haspin acres with the fellas (740 acres of 4 wheelin heaven) and it was ridiculous.... i had to take the honda, that kinda sucked,but neways it was so muddy i couldnt even breath and in a two wheel drive it was horrible. ive spent 3 and a 1/2 hours cleanin that thing and all the wiring and the muffler is still muddier that crap...its caked so bad...
dad bought a 44 foot gosseneck trailer and now he's lookin for a big diesel to haul it with, it didnt hit me till i started packin the other day but it aint gonna be to long before im in florida... this is nuts..... | | |
| one day a moose was happy so he wore a smile.... a rabbit walked up and asked him what he was so happy about, then the moose stomped on the rabbits face.... his smile got bigger.... the rabbit was dead....so then a racoon started to eat him...then the mosse stomped on his face also... the moral of the story is dont be an idiot and dont eat dead rabbits under a moose
written and illustrated by andrew zee baker
i shot a 30 ought 6 today and i now know wut true love is.... | | |
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